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FILE 093 · VOL XVI · They Were Never Caught

D.B. Cooper's Money Is Still Out There. Never Spend It.

Every bill passes through a thousand hands. Some of them should not have been holding it.

Based on: D.B. Cooper

Intake record

Recovered file

On November 24, 1971, the day before Thanksgiving, a man in a dark suit and tie bought a one-way ticket on Northwest Orient Airlines Flight 305 from Portland, Oregon, to Seattle, Washington. He gave his name as Dan Cooper. [1]

He sat near the back of the plane. He ordered a drink. Then he handed a flight attendant a note.

He had a bomb in his briefcase, he said. [2] He showed her a glimpse inside: wires, red sticks, a battery. He wanted $200,000 in cash and four parachutes. [3]

When the plane landed in Seattle, the FBI gave him the money and the parachutes. He let the passengers go. Then he ordered the crew to fly toward Mexico City, low and slow, with the rear stairs of the plane open. [4]

Somewhere over southwestern Washington, on a cold, rainy night, he jumped. [5]

He was never seen again.

A reporter's mistake turned his alias, Dan Cooper, into "D.B. Cooper," and that is the name that stuck. [6] The FBI investigated for forty-five years. They looked at hundreds of suspects. They never identified him. In 2016, they announced they were no longer actively investigating. [7]

Only one piece of the money has ever been found. In February 1980, an eight-year-old boy named Brian Ingram was digging on a sandbar along the Columbia River when he uncovered three bundles of rotting $20 bills. About $5,800. The serial numbers matched the ransom. [8]

That left more than $194,000 unaccounted for.

Teddy Marsh ran a pawnshop in Vancouver, Washington, about twenty miles from where the boy found the money. He bought tackle boxes by the dozen from fishermen who needed cash. He never looked inside them until they hit the shelf.

This one had a false bottom. Under it, a plain manila envelope, sealed with tape so old it had turned to brown glass.

Inside were four $20 bills. Old ones. Faded and soft, the edges eaten away, as if they had spent years in wet sand. A folded sheet of paper with a long list of serial numbers, typed in columns. And a cocktail napkin with something written on it in blue ballpoint, in a neat, steady hand.

Every one of these bills is still owed. Spend one and you take on the debt. Spend all of them and you take my place.

Never spend them. Never break them up. Never let them be handed to someone who does not know.

Teddy checked the serial numbers against the list. They matched. Then he went online and found the FBI's own published list of the ransom serial numbers. [9]

They matched that too.

Four bills from the D.B. Cooper ransom. Eighty dollars. In a tackle box. In his shop.

He should have called the FBI. He knew that. He sat in the back room with the bills in front of him and the phone in his hand for a long time.

But Teddy was a pawnbroker. And a pawnbroker knows that the strangest, most valuable things in the world are the ones nobody else knows you have. Four authenticated D.B. Cooper bills would sell to a collector for thousands. Maybe tens of thousands.

He did not spend them. He thought that mattered. He only sold one, through a private dealer, to a collector in Arizona, for nine thousand dollars cash.

He told himself that was not spending. It was a sale.

The napkin had not said spending. It had said handed to someone who does not know.

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