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FILE 064 · VOL XI · We Hired the Monsters
The FBI Got Tips That Hitler Escaped. A YouTuber Made It True.
Some stories die. Some are killed. Some are only waiting for someone to need them again.
Based on: Hitler's Escape to Argentina Theory
Intake record
| Recovered from | Cloud backup of a YouTube channel, deleted by its owner; recovered from a shared editing account |
|---|---|
| Contents | Four video scripts, viewer comments (excerpt), one unedited clip, a text message thread |
| Finder | Former video editor for the channel |
| Status | Unedited clip withheld. Channel deleted. |
Recovered file
[COLD OPEN. DRONE SHOT OF PATAGONIAN LAKE.]
April 30, 1945. Adolf Hitler shoots himself in his bunker under Berlin. That's the story, right? That's what they taught you.
But the FBI kept investigating. For years.
[GRAPHIC: FBI VAULT DOCUMENTS.]
These are real. The FBI's own files, released to the public, include letters, newspaper clippings, and tips claiming Hitler escaped. One informant told a Los Angeles newspaper that he was one of four men who met Hitler when two submarines landed in Argentina. He said he was paid fifteen thousand dollars to keep quiet. [1]
[BEAT.]
Then the reporter couldn't find him again. Ever.
[END CARD. LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.]
The fact that they "couldn't find him" tells you everything.
JEN: you left out the part where the FBI checked and found nothing. and the teeth study
MARCUS: the teeth study kills the video
JEN: it's the truth tho
MARCUS: truth gets 80k views. this has 3.1 million in two days
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