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Cookie Policy

Last updated: October 13, 2026

NOTICE FILED UNDER PROTEST

We do not have cookies. We have a small plate of crumbs labeled age check. That is it. That is the whole plate.

The plain, legally binding version follows. It is boring on purpose.

We keep this short because we keep it small.

Age notice. A local storage flag remembers that you confirmed you are 18 or older, so we do not ask on every page.
Session and discoveries. A session flag skips the entry sequence after the first page, and local flags remember hidden areas you have found. Stored only in your browser.
Hosting and forms. Our host may set strictly necessary cookies for security and form spam protection.
Analytics. If enabled, a cookieless analytics service counts visits in aggregate. It sets no cookies and does not identify you.
Fonts. Typefaces are served from our own site. No font service receives your IP address.

We do not use advertising or cross-site tracking cookies. If we ever add analytics or payments, we will update this page and ask for consent where required.